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The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
The most sexiest person alive. She is everything a guy would want outta her. She is beautiful talented and so very gorgeous. If any guy were to go out with her u won't regret it. Her laugh is very contagious. Loves to sing write model step dance and act. She is a natural beauty. As long as she got ur trust and loyalty any relationship with chasity will last a life time. Her smile is amazingly beautiful very funny. Brightens ur day when u sad. A great listener. A TRUE awesome friend. Will always have ur back. Super attractive. And just everything a Godly woman would be. Charity is the best person to have ever come into anyone's life.
Friend:dude who is that
Friend 2:that's chasity faith lewis
Friend: wow she's beautiful. I want her
He is just short that’s all just short but he gets bitchs tho so I have to respect him
Lewis Tipton is top shaver of the elf’s
he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.
tristan lewis is hot
Bradley is one of the boys who pretend he’s not cheating and thinks he’s all that but he is actually a pussy and won’t do shit. And he uses girls for there body and cheats on them. He says he won’t cheat but he does he sucks in his belly in his photos and will send u what’s supposed to be ab pics. 😂 he will cheat on u with someone called Zara or Jasmine- from experience and don’t forget about BETH he will also call ur cousins fit whilst ur dating and he will always reply with k. He kisses other girls and hugs them and speaks to them but he won’t do anything to u he won’t even speak to you.
Bradley lewis is a cheater
jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir