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Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.
Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros
When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.
they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow
Yes, sir
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'
Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan
When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven
Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin'
On him if he don't have tits
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole
Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso
LINCOLN MOSLEY SI PAPI CHU MINIO CHEN GERTIO
To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.
The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.