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glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 25, 2024


Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024


Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.

people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2

by lionheart617 January 13, 2022


lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017


forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.

"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.

by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023


Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018


Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021