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Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
A man whacks a log until they nut
Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.
Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches
When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.
Lately my ground-up weed has been burning too quickly, so I started log packin them.
A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.
The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.
Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.
Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.
mark: Admit it you were water logging!
Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?
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This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.
Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged
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