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Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.
Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"
A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".
Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".
My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.
An uncircumcised British men's "old man."
That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!
The cutest Silliest people alive And they are so silly They are the best....hashtag JULI AND LONDON!!! forEVA
juli and london are so SILLY!!
Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview
“Name youre three top favorite country’s”
Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!
Tehe London the Country was born
The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.