blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

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sac lunch

When you are suffocating a girl with a clear plastic bag while fucking her, and right before you explode your load (while she is still gagging) you shove your penis inside the bag and blow your load on her face.

Dude, I gave that girl a sac lunch, but she didn't get air in time and the fucking bitch died!!

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Lunch Box

anal

verb*

"Dang man, my girls on her period and I'm ready to bone, what do I do?!"
"Dude, you've got to ask for some lunch box, it's the only way."

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School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.

You look like school lunch.

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dirty lunch

The act of leaving work and engaging in intensely hot sexual intercourse in lieu of eating lunch.

"How about some dirty lunch around noon? Fuck regular lunch with cheese and shit."

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johnny's lunch

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people

that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him

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Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

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