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Bondage and pain coupled nicely hand in hand.
She asked me if I wanted to have fun but I didn't think fun involed my cock and her piercing needles
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the most amazing girl ever, i want to marry her one day and have two kids named taylor and jessie, december will be great
cassidy m
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The US Military's current weapon. It is accurate, a bitch to keep working, and lack stopping power.
If you want to let them die slowly, shoot them with an
M-16. If you want to put that fucker out like a light, blast him with an AK-47. A lot of people prefer the AK to the M due to the issues of the 16 lacking the stopping power and reliability of the 47. The M-16 bullet tumbles and fragments when it hits human flesh, resulting in severe wounds, but does not have the flat out damage caused by the heavier AK-47 bullet, which demolishes everything in its path.
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1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth
2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her
1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand
2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms
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1. Sexiest girl ever
2. Funniest times together
3. Favorite relative/best friend
Chelsea M, do you like my shnoggles?
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30mg roxycodone
I snorted an M block so I am fucked up
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