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A machine that is designed to whack you off.
In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine
(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
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Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.
Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!
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When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.
I gave a chick the time machine last night...
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Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.
Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.
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Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex
Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad
Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!
Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine
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When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.
Conversation:
Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea
Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!
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The act of putting calories in your body, usaully through food or drink, after you get done working out.
After a heavy day at the gym jason is going to feed the machine.
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