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The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!
The action on standing on the right leg, putting the left foot up by you’re hip and holding it with you’re hand.
Did you see how that guy just did the Shoggin Mario boquiepfany!?! He’s talented!
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The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.
Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."
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Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.
Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!
Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.
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Every March 10th were people challenge themselves to chug gallons of milk
I better buy milk for Mario Milk Day
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If you're the Luigi to your friend's Mario then you're complete overshadowed, nobody likes you and you're chosen last a lot
Man, I love Matthew, he's the Luigi to my Mario!
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Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked
(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!
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