a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
A Mar is a cute person, a cute bf and a cute bff Mar is always gonna b cute. A Mar will like to drink and smoke some weed , he will also like to drink good alcohol, but b careful cuz a Mar will be shy and if u wanna get is his good side you'll have to be careful , but when he has enough confidence he will be the best of your life
Mar is the best bf Ill ever have
An idiot that thinks she’s “alt” when in reality she’s just an uncultured swine that will probably end up on the streets.
Is that Mars?
Yeah, she’s feeling very alty today.
I- okay.
Mars is the sexiest-annoying person you’ll meet. They will drive you insane with their good looks and atrocious personality. Mars is very kickable but you would never want to mess with their precious face.
“Look Mars is singing Taylor Swift again.”
“God Swifties are so annoying but Mars is so hot I can’t look away.”
He has a small wewe and he thinks he so big. Hes a netbanger! He dookie at every game he plays. He's a BIGGGGG netbanger who thinks hes so big but is a small wewe in irl.