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Matthew is a smelly cunt who touches bare kids and has a fit mum called Beth. 10/10 would fuck. Beth- not Matthew.
Matthew Hughes is a nonce. His mums fit though.
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Pale Jewish boy with who fails at life everyday
There is a Matthew Rothschild in the basement doing nothing
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A pro asian gamer who spends all his time doing math homework but still somehow is a god at Call of Duty
You: hey man can you play video games now?
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you
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Bella and matthew, it’s rare to find these to but once they find each other they will love each other till the end of time. They’ll meet on a friends birthday night and will start talking but they are forbidden to some people but that’s not stopping them because they have unrequited love for each other.
Did you see how perfect bella and matthew are?
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A local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. He was convicted for rape and sexual assault of his own mother while she was asleep. Due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just "bend them over".
Man 1: Did you hear about that rapist?
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way
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He's no Tim!
Matthew Chambers - He's no Tim! But he could be James Blunt, and that just might be totology...
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a changed person for the better; someone who begins not to care what people think about them, especially when it comes to God
You've changed man, like Matthew Donaldson.
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