Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal

Transition Metal

A Transition Metal is an element from the D block of the periodic table which forms at least one ion with an incomplete d sub–shell containing at least one electron.

Used ambiguously by the WJEC to annoy students, especially Sam Jones.

Sam: 'Hey Alex, what's a transition metal?'

Alex: 'It's a D block element that forms ions with incomplete d orbitals.'

Sam 'Yeah, but the WJEC aren't really clear on their definition. It's causing a lot of confusion.'

Alex: 'That's exactly the type of shit those cunts would do!'

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

Metal detector

When you have your dick in a girl and she is upside down you move her left or right so then you thrust so she moans then move her left or right then thrust once again so she moans like a metal detector beaps.

Yo I metal detectored James Charles.

Heavy Metal

A song by Judas Priest, one of the pioneers of heavy metal.

I hate you.

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Metal Elitist

Someone who's an asshole about being a Metal head, putting down others for liking other genres or some types of Metal

Just don't be a dick about listening to Metal

Dude, Dave is such a metal Elitist. He yelled at some dude just listening to Nu Metal

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olde metal

1: As opposed to nu metal, any heavy metal music from the time peroiod of metal's beginnings, to the beginning of the nu metal trend.

2: Heavy metal music of any time period that is true to the early metal styles.

Fans of olde metal may prefer Black Sabbath or Iron Maiden rather than Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park.

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