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The best alternative to slavery.
The local Wal-Mart hired Mexican Labor because they work for minimum wage and don't ask for overtime!
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a teenage girl who hangs out with other teenage girls who look the same as her. they think that they are so 'gangster' but aren't. they are always mad about something.
here's a description:
-sometimes tan, but not always
-plucks/waxes all of her eyebrows off, then draws a subsititute, a thin line, with a brown or black eye pencil.
-wears dark, maroonish, lipliner and clear gloss inside.
-sometimes has a nose piercing, usually a small fake diamond.
-has either really skinny, or really fat legs.
-always has a gut.
-gold chains, usually saying their name in old english.
-always curses in spanish.
-WILL get her panties in a knot if you touch her, even the slightest bit.
-wears TONS of mascara.
-a very thick line of black eyeliner on thier upper lid, with a wierd colored eyeshadow, such as baby blue or pink.
-sleeps around with alot of gangsters.
-sometimes called an 'm.s.'
random chick: *bumps into her* oh excuse me, i'm sorry.
mexican slut: mira por donde caminas, pinche pendeja!
random chick: i said i was sorry!
mexican slut: you wanna throw down or que?
random chick: no i don't..just chill out okay? you don't have to get your fucking panties in a knot!!!
**it starts to rain, and the mexican slut's eyebrows start to run so she takes off to the nearest restroom to reapply.**
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a pretty girl from mexico
mike ran off with that mexican flower
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(n) May be created intentionally or unintentionally- two cars driving next to each other at the exact same speed, thus preventing you and other cars behind from passing. Unbelievably frustrating, especially when you have somewhere to be.
Always happens when I'm late to work.
I try to move to the right lane to prevent creating a Mexican roadblock.
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The one-hit wonder, do or die of all sexual adventures. First the man firmly and vigorously fucks the girl in a missionary position, and just before he climaxes, he climbs swiftly up onto the bedstand, back facing the woman who is lying on her back with her legs spread as high and wide as she can get them. The man then proceeds to execute a graceful backflip, landing penis first into the girl's vagina and unleashing his load into her.
"Helen is still in the hospital after having her pelvis crushed by my masterfully executed Mexican Backflip."
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referred to as spare tire that resembles the shape of a doughnut often seen on Mexicans vehicles.
i have flat tires but can take me to get some mexican doughnuts
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A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.
Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?"
Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!"
John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.
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