Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.
Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.
Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen
Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head
A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.
He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.
Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.
Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!
A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT
Michael is straight
An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.
"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"
A Fat ass piece of shit that nobody likes, the only person that loves him is his mother .
Michael is an ass hole