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Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.
Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!
Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?
Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...
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The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.
At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
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a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
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One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
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Mike hunt is usually used in kahoot as it sounds like “my cunt”
Teacher: let’s play kahoot
Virgin: *names himself mike hunt*
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It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.
Have you heard about Tyler yet? Apparently he is like a Mike Woods.
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mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.
it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.
to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
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