Inventer of popular block game Minecraft. He was there when it was created, and he'll be there when it ends.
"You heard the legend of Charles Minecraft"
"Shit's crazy"
Also known as paper Minecraft, which was made on the coding website scratch by "Griffpatch." It is a really good remake.
Also if you are searching for the "rip-off", it's name is Terraria, and if you think it's a rip off, buy it and actually play it. Seriously what is wrong with you.
Guy: Hey wanna play 2D Minecraft?
Guy2: Sure! I think it looks fun, but kind of like Minecraft rip-off.
Guy: wait what. Are you talking about Terraria? I thought we were playing 2D Minecraft by Griffpatch on scratch.
Guy2: Isn't Terraria 2D Minecraft?
Guy: Get out of my house or I will Zenith you in the face.
when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"
"Idk i was bored."
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A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
Someone who plays Minecraft, but isn’t obsessed with it, just enjoys it