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The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."
Having sex with other person.
Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.
Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.
Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.
People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'