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term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.
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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
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little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.
basically the coolest thing ever.
they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.
my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.
my sea monkeys are mating!
you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!
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A variation in the football goalkeeper position used in some informal football games (the most important kind). Monkey rush describes when the position of goalkeeper is filled by the player who happens to be closest to their own goal. The person temporarily filling the role of monkey rush may use their hands inside the pre-agreed designated goalkeeper area. The position of monkey rush applies to whoever is closest to their own goal, and can be rotated amongst the players whenever they like. The rule must be agreed before a game starts, as must the goalkeeper area.
Roger: Okay Daddy, you go in goal, Mummys team are putting dirty Uncle Berti in goal.
Daddy: I dont want to get stuck in goal
Roger: Okay, we can rotate goalkeeper, you go first.
Daddy: No fucking way.
Roger: Rush keeper then. You come out when ever you want.
Daddy: No, Roger. Lets Play monkey rush. Who ever is back furthest goes in. Ask Mummy if she agrees.
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Feet that have the ability to grasp, cling, pinch, throw, scratch,pick and slap just as well as the hands.
Michelle Ward has monkey feet.
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When a young man attempting to impress females flaunts his abilities to consume large amounts of alcohol all while displaying his strength and vocal abilities.
Young male gorillas in the zoo commonly display monkey mania in their pursuit to mate.
Other examples of monkey mania can be seen in freshman College males at their first college party.
cutty 1- Bro did you hear Dtrain went monkey mania up in tahoe last week?
cutty 2- yeah bro i hreard he shattered a window with his elbow, smashed a door down, smoked a pack and shot gunned like ten brews.
cutty 1- yeah bro and he didnt even get any punanny
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