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When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.
Got the old muddy trunk last night!
The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.
To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.
He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.
when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick
When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....
Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.