tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.

:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin

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chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

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poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

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Conneticut muffin

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

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muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

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carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

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crack muffin

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

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