A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.
What drinking enough will convince you that you have.
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
It is a special kind of muscle obtained from coding for too long every day, over the years. It is a special symptom that only happens to programmers (general term, including but not limited to developers, software engineers, data scientist, data analyst, etc. in a word, anyone who codes for a living).
programmer finger muscle: Coding for 1 year, finally get the programmer finger muscle.
Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.
MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM
A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"