Funk Ninja

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.

*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"

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Drink Ninja

Usually under-aged teenagers who steal drinks from drunks at a party

Meet Carl, the most successful Drink Ninja; already on number 207

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ninja warrior

an awesome japanese tv show on g4. in japan they call it sasuke. it focuses on using strength, determination, and will to make it through four stages on mt. midoriyama in japan. the stages are super hard and crazy. pretty much if you're not asian, you cant win.

some of the ninja warrior all stars are makoto nagano, toshihiro takeda, bunpei shiratori, shinsuke nagasaki, and yasushi yamada.

ninja warrior is cool!

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wee ninja

the greatest little ninja ever that lives between a rock and a hard place in ninja town
sort of a collectors item
there are many varieties

did you get your wee ninja yet
heck yes
wee ninjas are so awesome
heck yes

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ninja skills

High level abilities bordering on super-natural. Not necessarily a reference to fighting ability, but can refer to any skill.

Grandmaster Flash got ninja skills.

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Ninja Post

Noun - A post the sneaks in before another on a message board. Replying to the same post, and often contain the same message.

Chris: Is DDR3 and DDR2 compatible with each other? - 18 minutes ago.
Tom: No. - 3 minutes ago.
Bob: Nope. - 3 minutes ago.
L33Tjack: haha Bob is pwnd by a Ninja post! xD - 0 minutes ago

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Ninja Run

The act of roadie running with arms out-stretched in an absoloutly flawless attempt to make the run quieter, and increase velocity significantly. This takes prolonged practise, but when mastered is more effective than possibly imaginable.

"Holy shit, the cops just rolled up! Quick everyone Ninja Run the fuck outa this joint!"

"Omg i was nailing this chick last night when her parents walked in, so i had to naked Ninja Run all the way home!"

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