i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

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I'm a J

I'm a rockstar; i get high and fucked up all the time; I'm geeked up

1. Lil Jon is a J 2. "Damn Bobby why do you role everytime we fuck?" "I'm a J babe"

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I'm Afraid

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.

Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"

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I'm LeBron

Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.

Tool. LeBron James is a tool.

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I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

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I'm upchucking

the male orgasm

Ah guh, AH guh, I'm UPCHUCKING......uhhhhh

1👍 1👎

I'm foive

A joke made by Bang Chan, leader of the K-Pop group stray kids. When being asked how old he was, he answered that he is five years old (as a joke), making use of a strong Aussie accent and thereby pronouncing "five" as "foive".

how old are you?

Bang Chan: I'm foive