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After you've taken a nap and you're more sassy and more prone to bitchness than you were before the nap.
Becky: Ashley turn down your shitty music!!! If everyone wanted to listen we would have asked!!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!
When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.
Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.
It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life
I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.
When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.
Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.
When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power
person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what
person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME
The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).
Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.