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Nathan is the saltiest thing you will ever meet. Be careful around this thing for he could aSALT you. The only difference between it and the ocean is that it has more salt. If you interact with this thing it could also give you aids if so please call a docter immediately.
Look at that dork reading a book all day. It's such a Nathan
Nathan=salt
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Nathans are usually very kind. They’re sweet and innocent. The small things always matter to nathans. Nathans enjoy playing there playstation mosyly fortnite but they hate xbox. Nathans are gorgeous in so many ways. Nathan will have a girlfriend who doesnt answer his calls and is probably cheeting on him or already has. nathan needs to wake up and see whats right in front of him is the best honest option
Guy1: Nathans girl kissed me last night she said they were on a “break” does he know!?
Guy2: No nathans clueless. She kissed me last night two and he hasnt got a clue
Guy3: She had sex with me 3 weeks ago bur i pray nathan never finds out
Nathans girl: oh he wont ever find out
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Usually a suburban white teenager that claims to listen to Playboi Carti but only bumps "Magnolia." The term may be used instead of the n-word if you're a white kid who can't say "nigga"
"Ayy my Nathan Jerome! How's it going SLAT+++" - Tristan
"Why are you trying to sub out the n-word with Nathan? Just call me by my real name white boy." - Jerome
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The type of person who would check his name on urban dictionary and would be surprised to see that all Nathan's showcased on urban dictionary are apparently amazing
Nathan oh ye he exists ye mmhmmm ye I don't know why but he wrote his own urban dictionary definition and it bearly describes him.
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the gayest, ugliest, most manipulative asshole, with a tiny peen. Probably a school shooter. All his friends circle jerk his ego because he's a sociopath with no real friends. Thinks he's above everyone else
Yo, look it's Nathan. Be nice to him, or he might shoot you
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a horny ass motherfucker who laughs like a seal. likes to steal, cheaper than a happy meal.
cringey af, likes to dab 24/7. tries to get everyone to touch his chest
u see that guy watching hentai in class? what a nathan
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A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.
Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!
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