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Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

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Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

β€œOh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020

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Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 3, 2015

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Back in this noodle

A statement made to notify others you are back from being gone.

Wuddup Playa, I'm back in this noodle.

by Red Dye November 13, 2007

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Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 25, 2010

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wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 22, 2009

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Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 12, 2006

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