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Chad the Great, the unstoppable force.
Killer of Joe, Chad the Great stands at a full nine feet tall. His shoulders span four and a half feet wide. He is the worlds perfect man. Any women would be instantly subdued by simply looking at Chad the Great. He has a butt chin that rivals any regular mans butt. He can only be killed by the Gods who created him, but the god would have to sacrifice himself to do so.
He has the most powerful Rickrollmancy (a power associated with names) to ever be seen in the universe. He has drunken the water of Shreksbonyo, and he had gained all the magic to ever exist.
He is the only being know to hold his own against Shaggy.
Chad the Great:
Some God: *Screams and dies*
That one phase where you just go around and keep on acting like a chad yk? Like wassup my broskis, sideways baseball cap and everything. It’s the chad phase. Or the broski phase. Either works but really, really we all know that if our friend is coming over and saying broski every other second…a chad has taken over. It’s like an emo phase, but chad :)
Sarah: HEY WASSUP BROSKIS
Jessica: Sarah are you okay? Since when do you say broski…
Tiffany: psssst she’s going through her chad phase, don’t question it.
the best of the best. he is the light of everyone's life and without him, you will be very sad cause he's a gun and everyone loves him very much.
I wish I was chad jones cause he's such a slayer like oml he's a hottie 😜
A cheesy or shitty smelling rectum
I was sat in the train, and the man next to me had a stinking Chad.
Steve - "pulled a right old tart last night"
Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"
Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"
Gary - "lad"
Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame
Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...
Bengals to the Superbowl...
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