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Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.
O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.
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Jewish snack made of ground fish (carp, mullet, whitefish, pike), egg whites, matzoh meal (wheat flour and water), onions and salt. Usually served chilled, sometimes with horseradish.
Most Kosher meals on airplanes include gefilte fish.
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Any "seafood" from Captain D's or Long John Silver
My friends wanted seafood, but I'm black, so I had to settle for soul-fish from Captain D's...
The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )
Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing
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A type of fish dish that's well known in the barbarian community. But, if places don't sell it, things can go south very well as this will endue immediate rage and will ruin everything in its vicinity
"Hey sir, may I take your order?"
"Yea! Of course" "Do you guys have Fish Gunk?"
"We do not sell that sir, we don't even know what that is"
"You what?!?!?!?!?!"
basically the waitress died
The spectrum of vaginal stench. If thy cunt smells like trout get the fuck out. If thy cunt smells of flowers it is worthy of golden showers. A tight flowery moist vagina is the most sought after thing on all of earth. A loose fishy dry cunt is the most repelling thing on all of earth. All hail the moist tight flowery cunt! ;)
Arb: Yo I heard you smashing that bitch last night! Was she fish or flowers?
Greib: Flowers MOFUCKA. I'm too good for dat fishy cunt!
A mental illness that only LGBTQIA+ people can develop.
Omg!! His therapist diagnosed him with Banana Fish!