someone who is so goddamn fat you just can't stand them.
friend: hey have you seen tubs around?
other friend: ew bruh, fuck that nigga on god.
A fat human who eats pig lard. Also refers to the immediate family as "Fatass"
Good morning Tub!
Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!
Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick
A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”