Utsuho Lays Eggs

A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)

this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase

UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs

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Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

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lay down and wear it

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

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Lai Van thang

A type of person who is dumb and an idoit, who he/she should die if they know him or they are him

I would rather die than meeting Lai Van Thang

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Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

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lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

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play by play lay

A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.

Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."

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