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The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"
Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"
phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.
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A secret language that Phils can use to delete Kramers
<delete> Kramer </delete> is a great example of HTM-phiL being put to good use
When you take a pregnant fish, squeeze the eggs out, then use the eggs and other material as lubricant
Dude, I gave her a fishy Phil last night
To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.
He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!
4 Big Guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen
I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken
Lorenz: uiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii
Wham wham wham eham
Bangkok Bangkok Bank
Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me
Outright amazingly talented. He works hard, and if he wants to be a stud he can, but often isn't.
He will go out of his way for anyone. Typically very creative and loving.
Phil is a great guy