Pookie Pants

A nickname given to a person you like or are psyically attracted to. Usually, someone you are currently "talking, talking to". Most commonly given as a nickname for one's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Alyssa: "who are you texting?"
Ashley: "oh, i'm texting my Pookie Pants. We're playing the question game. hehe."

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package pants

pants that are cut in a way as to enhance the male package.

look out bro, Jack has his package pants on today.

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airplane pants

term for extremely short shorts, or mini skirt worn by females making cockpit visable.

she had on her airplane pants at the bar last night. short shorts hot pants mini skirt

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Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.

Her name is Ellie No Pants.

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pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!

Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity

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Pants Idol

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.

Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.

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Pants are on fire

the shortened phrase of "liar liar pants on fire", means that you are lying, not telling the truth, etc.

yo I just had sex with Kim Kardashian!!" "man shut up, your pants are on fire

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