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Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.
-Who is that in the corner over there?
-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.
Perfect in every single way. Kind, handsome, caring, funny and gives the best cuddles. Absolute keeper. The best guy you will ever meet complete boyfriend material. BFGB -big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnnmmmm did you see that guy Patrick Aherne
Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnmmm did you see Patrick aherne over there
the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad
"Bro that dudes a total patrick hockstatter!"