one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.

Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"

pencilation

Popping a boner at a desk.

Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.

Pencil Test

Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts

Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.

Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.

1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits

4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags

I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required

Pass the Pencil

A game where two or more players each take turns drawing something on a blank paper while a timer (set accordingly to the number of players) ticks. Once the timer goes off you pass the pencil to your homie on the right. This process is completed once the page is full AND everyone’s out of ideas.

Hey man I’m bored asf, tryna get a game in of pass the pencil?

Passing the pencil rn, can’t talk.

I fucking love pass the pencil.

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.