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To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.
Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!
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Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.
"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"
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The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!
Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
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the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'
' Jesus mate, you didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'
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A nub of inconcievable Nubness.
There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.
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When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...
That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.
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Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.
All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.
The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute
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