Penguin Beak

The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!

Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!

Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?

Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.

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squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

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Penguin Hall

all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..

oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS

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daddy penguin

the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

' Jesus mate, you didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'

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Penguin Nub

A nub of inconcievable Nubness.

There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.

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Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

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Penguin Salute

Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.

All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.

The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute

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