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An AWESOME girl that goes by the alias Sarah V. She goes around wearing a tiara when she is being a princess. Watch out, you might get rodded by her.
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When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
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Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.
Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
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sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.
dude, are you eating pineapple?
yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!
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The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
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When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise
"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"
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Expression used to show excited feelings of the speaker.
Originated from someone feeling happy in memory of a holiday.
As bob felt the buzz of the party around him and no other words came to his drunken lips, out burst.....flying pineapples!!!
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