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someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
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When you eat anything that is made from potatos. (You're killing my family)
Ethan supports POTATO ABUSE, he eats salt and vinegar chips
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When someone in sexual intercourse likes to bring a potato into the fun.
"The potato kink is too much! Daddy stop!"
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A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.
Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.
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Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.
Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
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(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
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1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes
2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river
1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.
Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad
Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!
2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn
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