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A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."
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when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum
I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night
Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.
Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing
I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.
Gathering place for thots.
Starbucks.
If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!