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A Pussy that makes a men nut fast, a wet Pussy, a Pussy that queefs, and a Pussy that grips the dick right
That girl had some good Pussy, so good she made me nut in 5 minutes
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The kind of woman who is so wild in bed she might happily do the kinkiest thing your twisted little mind could conjure up and she would really get off on the raw sexual energy from such an act --- but...she could also wake up 3 hours later and go Lorena Bobbit on your ass and lop your dick off with a Ginsu carving knife, tossing your pathetic little wee wee in the huge pond out back to feed the snapping turtles---all because you forgot to put the cap back on the tube of toothpaste. Bipolar pussy is absolute THE BEST sex one could ever have but one has to keep in mind that the crazy IS going to come out eventually so be ready to lose anything and possibly everything. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
SCENE: KITCHEN, A NAKED MAN HAS A NAKED WOMAN BENT OVER THE OPEN DOOR OF HIS STOVE, HER HEAD IS IN THE OVEN AND HE IS FUCKING HER ASS WITH THE HANDLE OF A MEDIUM SAUCEPAN. SHE IS SCREAMING IN ECSTASY.
RITA: Yes, yes! Use the extra large cast iron skillet handle!
As the man hurries to grab the skillet, the CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE FRONT ROOM WHERE RITA'S CLOTHES ARE STREWN ABOUT IN THE ORDER SHE TOOK THEM OFF FROM THE TIME SHE ENTERED THE FRONT DOOR.
ANNOUNCER: Bill thought he had hooked up with a dream woman; one who just gave him the best night of sex he'd ever had...
AND AS THE CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR...
ANNOUNCER: ...but he would soon find out...
CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SHOWS BILL'S FRONT LAWN:
Tire tracks are in circles on the front lawn and lead to a Pink Ford Ranger which has the mailbox lodged in it's grill. A Blue Chevy Silverado is parked neatly in the driveway but has "SHE LOVES ME" keyed in the side of the nice paint. And a dog is hanging by its neck from a garden hose which is strung from a short vertical flagpole to the right of the front door.
ANNOUNCER: ...he had hooked up with...Bipolar Pussy!
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When a girl has has given everyone in the community some pussy.
Louis moved in last month I'm sure it won't be long till Tasha delivers his community pussy.
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When a woman's genitals are particularly grotesque and comparable to how Darth Vader's face appeared after he removed his mask in Return of the Jedi.
Coined on the Nerdist Podcast #54 by Chris Hardwick.
She had a body like Princess Leia, but she's got that Vader Pussy.
She's got that Vader Pussy.
What do you mean?
It's my father.
- Kevin Smith on the subject of Vader Pussy.
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The meaning *Broccoli Pussy* means that your pussy is, um, kinda used and aged and sour
Shelissa: yo, at least I aint no Broccoli Pussy ma nigga!
noun:
The term given to participants of internet discussion forums who post under anonymous usernames for the sake of privacy.
This term was originally intended to be derogatory in nature, but has been co-opted by anonymous internet users to mock those that believe it is manly if one only posts on the internet using their real name.
proper noun, name
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The Pussy-Bünd is a Germanic parody band founded with the idea keeping up the morality standards in order to preserve old fashioned viewpoints of rock n roll. The band members play to the stereotypes of rock musicians such as only wearing leather pants, and playing only Fender guitars.
The members of the Pussy-Bünd are afraid of posting under their real names.
The Pussy-Bünd is not willing to put their names behind their words.
The Pussy-Bünd is the opening act for The Cult this weekend.
Did you hear the new Pussy-Bünd single Leather in Lace?
Pussy so good that it puts a curse on you.
Person 1: Why are you still with her?
Person 2: Man, she's got that witch pussy
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