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When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.
Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
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sniffed by little kids, because they thought it was crack (Nestle Quick)
all hopped up on the Q strung out on my bigwheel, is a great example
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Any animal can slander users left and right at Wikipedia for decades. Especially russian ones during war.
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An Xbox Live Gamertag which suggests that there is a Q in the Word Platypus. The owner of the gamertag cannot tell anyone where the Q is, because it is said that the U.S. government will hunt you down and assassinate you if you ever found out. It is rumored that the Q is in front of the letter U in Platypus.
Gamer 1: Im telling you, Q is 4 Platypus, its in front of the U
Gamer 2: Dont dig to deep into this man, the government will assassinate you O_o
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When you ultimately hoe somebody out
In any of these situations:
-You're borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don't have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved...a far distance...
-You ask a friend to pick you up for a party, and you take atleast 45 minutes to get ready...
-When a friend wants to meet up with you at 11:00 am, and you're still sleeping, and then you pull one of the above forementioned...
-You take atleast a 1/2 hour telling the same story to someone, and you repeat it 4 times, or you try to narrate stories that don't have endings...
-When you try to pull a prank, and it turns back on you...
-You love to call 'shotgun' and then play with the radio...
-You ask everybody for a ride to every party...
-Every party you go to, you crash...
-For a religious holiday, you dress up as a Cow...
-When you call someones house instead of their cell phone at the late hours of the night...and they are not home...
you are allowed to say:
"Ahh crap, I just pulled a Shaan Q"
To Pull A Shaan Q is priceless
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The name of the womens right movement in the 60's in which they all gathered to burn their bras.
In history class we learned about the great bra-b-q
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The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.
Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.
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