half sped-re child

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

Re Arranged my furniture

When a male or female gets fucked so hard , so long and so deep That your entire abdominal area is very sore the next day or TWO

Hey girl you "OK"
Yy e a h....(Groaning and walking very slow with a limp)
My man straight "Re Arranged my furniture last night

Anti-dis-re-contemporised

Excellent way of creating a new meaning for an old word

Guy 1: Mate, you just contextualised that sentence in an anti-dis-re-contemporised way.

Guy 2: WYeah, I guess I did.

Guy 1: Cool story

Leigh: Dats not a worrrrddddd broooooooooo!

Guy 3: Shut up Leigh

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Re-doo-doo-diculous

Being beyond rediculous and sligtly higher on the chain than redonkulous or redonculous.

I lost all my markers at school by giving them out. People lent them to other people and those people lost them. Man, this is re-doo-doo-diculous!

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Leg of Lamb re-bush

an act performed to reduce the internal diameter of a virgina.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.

"Man, she has a big twat! we need to give her a leg of lamb re-bush!"

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Garage Days Re-Revisited

The first 'album' released by Metallica when Jason Newsted replaced Cliff Burton, who died in a tour bus accident in 1986, as Metallica's bassist. It was called the $9.98 album, released in 1987, and is now out of print, making it a collector's item.

Garage Days Re-Revisited is too damn rare. Ebay should have it though.

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