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A butt. But a real friend. The best one someone could ask for
My best friend Zack Read
To go poop. Colossians is the shortest book in the Bible and can be read in 3-5 min—while going #2.
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
Used when relating possibly non-factual information you read somewhere.
I gossip read that the Microsoft layoffs are mostly in the marketing department.
An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see
Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p
an excuse that a fatasses will used
person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses
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When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.
Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.