road rules

Reality telivision show on MTv, a group of six people who travel in a small RV, go on "missions" to gain money or some other prize, fail two and someone gets sent home.

Or, just common sense rules of the road

Dude, I was just watching Road Rules, That mission was insane! I cant beleive they were burried alive!

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road load

Roadside fecal blowout; the need to blow out your ass on the road, to take an unexpected fast shit while driving.

"Oh my God, pull over, I got a road load comin' on!"

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gt road

A road in New delhi.. india. mostly famous for their Whore houses..and dance parties..and a place where the real brown ppl. hang out. mostly the jatts from pujab or gangster side..

Sardar: oy paaji.. yara da truck Gt road te launa.. (bring the truck to the gt road byches)

truck driver: Oy chakdee phattee!!!!!! (somethin like woohhoo!!)

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cross the road?

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."

This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.

"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."

...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.

I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"

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road hard

road hard is a term that describes the way a particular thing looks, usually a girl, when it or she looks rather gnarley, respectively.

my teacher is fuckin road hard, that bitch is fug!

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Road pussy

The act of adding four points to a random hookup when traveling out of town or at least many miles from home, that no one else, or only a few close friends or cool co-workers (who are with you), know about. i.e. A woman that is ordinarily a 3 is upgraded to a 7.

Do you believe that Steve hooked up with an 8?

Nah, Road Pussy.

Oh, right.

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road salad

A term used by rake yohn (viva la bam actor) speaking of someone 'tossing your salad' while driving (Not a *eat* salad)

Dude I almost crashed beacause she gave me a road salad

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