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my boyfriends penis
Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment
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The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.
"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"
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When fucking a girl from behind take a well lubricated fist and shove in her asshole then after you cum pee inside of her vagina
Ray gave me a Tanzanian Thunder Rod last night now i can bare walk.
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
What What
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Fist in your booty hole
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Sounds like *ploop*
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Piss in your snatch
-The Official Song of the Tanzanian Thunder Rod
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When take wear two condoms, out hot sauce in between them, and fuck a chick. then when she starts to scream you know to pull out.
Bro last night i gave this chick a hot rod the was screamig like crazy.
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A Chevrolet HHR. Something was definitely lost in the translation in this GM attempt to cash in on the Chrysler PT Cruiser idea. But the HHR seriously sux!
When I arrived at the airport, the only rental car left was a POS Homo Hot Rod.
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She damn near passed out when I whipped out my rod o thunder!
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A man with red hair who rides elevators all day. When he is alone with one other man, he stops the lift, and begins reaching around to grab at some cock. He is paid to do this, by the Bureau of Redheaded Homosexuality, which ensures that redheaded men are as gay as humanly possible. The best redheaded rod grabber is awarded with the Ginger Meatlog Cup at the yearly banquet of employees.
As the elevator doors opened and I walked in, I quickly realized that the mincing, ratlike redhead in the corner was a redheaded rod grabber, and I chose to take the stairs instead.
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