root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

root boosted

hair that is backcombed/teased and therefore very big and full of volume. most scenes/emos root boost their hair.

vanessa: describe your hair to me, vince
vince noir: basic backcomb structure, slightly root boosted, frame and a cheeky fringe
vanessa: very nice!!!

root room

A designated room at a party for rooting.

*Eshay to the host* "oi cunt where ya root room?!"

root room

A room in a house party designated for rooting.

Esh to the host: "oi cunt where's ya root room"

root wad

: Fucking her hard

; Putting it all in her

Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?

Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee