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ja rule fell off harder than anyone in the history of mankind. the label he is signed to, murder inc, got murdered in a sense that no one will ever listen to another ja rule song with a straight face. Ja Rule...did not rule.
i.e. Yo vincent man, u fell off like ja rule!
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A corollary to Rule 34, if it exists, there is furry porn of it.
"Guy makes out with car? Rule 34F: Furry makes out with car."
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On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
"Man, I just jacked with the awesome girl on omegle!"
"Did you see her face?"
"Well... No..."
"Rule 29, man."
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if it exists there is furry porn of it
person 1: "I just found this cute hamster!"
person 2: "rule 1034 man"
person 1: "why?!?"
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Rule 34e states that if porn/hentai is made of an anime or a video game, it is considered canon.
Guy1: At least the porn I've seen of Legend of Zelda isn't canon.
Guy2: Yes it is, rule 34e states that all porn associated with any video game or anime is official.
Guy1: FFFFFUUUUU-
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There can only be one penis involved during sex.
Dude man I live by the Highlander Rule, I'm sorry!!
A threesome sure, as long as you follow the Highlander Rule!
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The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.
Mark: Dude, are you drinking?
Danny: Yeah.
Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.
Danny: McDonald's Rule.
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