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When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
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The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.
a.k.a. dutch oven
Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?
James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.
Pete: Uuunngh!
James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.
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This meaning defines a skanky type of girl/woman which fits perfectly under the full description of a whore.
The only difference from the traditional whore is that this type of slut will do ANYTHING to bring you down. Forget elegance and style like Ukrainian whores demonstrate, they do it right in your face. They bring you down in the nastiest most publicized way.
This, of course, refers only to girls of Russian descent.
More often than not, you'll find that they're coloured blonds, which don't know left from right, have nice bodies that guys drool over, and a million ways that they can play dirty. These girls will never play by the rules.
Strategies: Most likely they will first be your friend...they'll talk to you nicely, include you in everything, tell you everything (or so you think), and they will get as close to you as they possibly can. Just as you start to trust them and tell them things, you load their machine gun. And guess what? It's pointed to you. The first chance they get (the opportune moment is when they don't think you're useful anymore or they think that you're too much of competition for them), they fire away. Usually they like to cuss off at you in public so everyone can see how "cool" they are and love them. Idiotic, really. There is no logic in their actions.
Remember: NOTHING WILL STOP THESE BITCHES.
**Note: Not all Russian girls are whores. If she’s a whore and she’s Russian, then watch out.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH UKRAINIAN WHORES!
ie. “That Russian whore just cussed me off because she ‘coloured her hair blond first’.”
ie. “Is that my boyfriend flirting with that slutty Russian whore?
ie. “When that Russian whore found out that I put sugar and water in her mosquito repellent, she had a bitch fit. Surprise, surprise.”
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When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.
I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper
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1. Any news article, monograph, Facebook post, Tweet, or any other form of communication that is in any way even slightly favorable to Donald Trump.
2. Anything, anything at all, that leftists decide it is. That means you could literally squat in the street in Cucamonga, California and take a shit, and it could be considered Russian Propaganda, provided a member of the mainstream media so proclaims it.
"Did you hear that Trump actually didn't murder anyone?"
"Ah, bull, that's just Russian Propaganda."
"Oh, of course. All hail, Hillary the Innocent, our queen and rightful president!"
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The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).
"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."
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While two males are scissoring a female tries to fit both penis' in her vagina
Jessica likes to plant Russian Flowers
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