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When you have a case of diarrhea and you press your asshole on a chicks face and fart causing a little brown spot to remain on her cheek from the exhaust.
Last night I had some bad Indian food. I ended up giving my girlfriend a rusty kiss.
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A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.
"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."
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When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.
Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.
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A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.
Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"
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When you dont wipe your ass or chode area
My ass itches i got a rusty runway
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The rusty donut is when you get arrested, and the police officer says he'll only let you go if you eat his rusty donut, which means he wants you to lick his butthole.
the cop said if I eat his rusty donut, he'll let me go.
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when a man is having anal sex with a woman/man and gets a blowjob directly afterward causing feces to rub off on their teeth, giving them the resemblance of an ogres
haha I just gave that chick a rusty ogre
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