A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.
Simon is so cool!
A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard
Who is that beating up the tree
Oh that’s just Simon acting hard
a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976
Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!